“Calamity at the Coquelle Creamery” or “Udder Confusion” is set on a dairy farm in the lovely Coquelle Valley, where the evil villain Franklin Basher “that terrible masher!” works his wiles against heroine Henrietta Holstein and her hero, Ferdinand Farinsworth. Will hero foil Franklin’s dastardly paln? Will Henrietta knit one, purl two until her dreams come true?

The play was written by Cindy Robnett, Diana Amling, and Gael Berhow. It originally premiered at the theatre in 1989 and again in 2001.

Tickets are $10, plus a service charge for online purchases.

You can buy tickets in one of three ways:

1. Online: Sawdusttheatre.com or via Tix at https://www.tix.com/ticket-sales/tix/4691/
2. Phone: 541-396-4563
3. In-person: River Cities Realty, Inc. at 135 E. 2nd St., Coquille (541-396-5516)

Tickets may also be available at the door, subject to availability. Doors open one hour before the show.

Summer Show Schedule:
Friday, June 5 (Benefit Show) 7pm
Saturday, June 6 7pm
Saturday, June 13 7pm
Saturday, June 20 7pm
Saturday, June 27 7pm
Sunday, June 28 2pm
Saturday, July 11 7pm
Sunday, July 12 2pm
Sunday, July 18 7pm
Saturday, July 25 7pm
Sunday, July 26 2pm
Saturday, August 1 7pm
Saturday, August 8 7pm
Sunday, August 9 2pm
Saturday, August 15 7pm
Saturday, August 22 7pm
Saturday, August 29 7pm
Sunday, August 30 2pm
Friday, September 4 7pm
Saturday, September 5 (Closing Show) 7pm